A silly little shitpost (sithpost?) I made right after seeing tlj but never posted cause I was still a lurker back then. Forgive the quality it was literally made when I got home from the theater so there were no good stills yet.

Some random out of context quotes from my husband and I chatting Lotr on our roadtrip to Colorado:

• “I can’t even with these Men, Gandalf.” -Elrond probably
• Celeborn is so whipped. His wife rules the realm with an iron fist while he rakes the leaves.
• “Brotherfucker!” -Nienor probably
• Hurin talking sass to a literal god of evil is the biggest mood.

electromatic:

Has this been done yet?

luminoustunes:

“IS [insert any new female Star Wars character name here] REY’S MOTHER?”

I made this earlier because I shitpost to cope.

With all the masked baddies in Star Wars I often wonder what happens when a cold runs through the stormtrooper barracks. Do they all just go into battle with snotty helmets? What does a sneeze sound like through the vocoders? 

These are the things that keep me up at night. 

spacelesbians:

when you’ve spent weeks preparing what you’re going to say to your crush when he wakes up and then he just asks about some other girl

I’m reading a fanfiction with Porgs in it. I had the awesome image in my mind of Kylo REN arriving on Ach-to and a porg shitting right on his mask when he starts to threaten Rey and Luke. I hope this happened when they filmed on Skellig island and incorporated it into T Last Jedi. If not, do you know if there any fan arts depicting this?

a1army:

lucidlucy:

LOL. That’s hilarious, actually.

I do not know of any fan arts depicting this. Though I’m sure somebody would like to maybe take Nonnie up on this hilarious little prompt? 

OKAY HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS MASK BECAUSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS BUT YES IM SORRY IT’S NOT SERIOUS AT ALL

Leia: Oh Rey if you see Ben, give him this message.
Leia: *makes a neutral face*
Leia: He’ll know what it means.
[later]
Rey: Oh, and your mom said to give you a message.
Rey: *makes a neutral face*
Kylo: Oh no. The neutral face of disappointment.

kylo-needs-a-hug:

Kylo Ren: a beginner’s guide

sadd boi

Ghostwritten by Thanos.