chandrilanbensolo:

Everyone @ Tumblr:

sanziene:

The Onion Headlines + The Force Awakens

empressdarkren:

star-beam:

star-beam:

star-beam:

Me walking into every store in the mall: okay but is there Star Wars merch here?

“Ma’am this is an Ulta.”

Did I stutter?

Look Forever 21, if you have Mickey Mouse and Avengers I’m going to need you to also get some SW

Sales Woman: Ma’am, this is Victoria’s Secret

Me: Yes? And?

lorsanbitch:

reylo social media au where ben has a blog like shitpostcalligrapher and rey has a metalworking blog and they collab to make metal signs with fancy lettering cut out except its for shitposts so its stuff like the entire darth plagueis speech out of steel

usethehorseluke:

Me anytime I remember the reylo handtouch scene actually happened and wasn’t just my imagination

roguecompanion1812:

xennial-sw-fan:

Great Star Wars moments set to deeply inappropriate music

I lost it with that last one!

Somebody actually made gifs of me watching tfa for the first time.

I feel so called out rn.

gunray:

tragedy

ashstryker:

thewritersramblings:

rhowens:

stormtroopers breakroom whenever kylo throws a fit:

#he’s not even their BOSS #he’s just this weird temperamental overly powerful teenager they keep on board and bosses them around sometimes #the poor stormtrooper mechanics who have to go around repairing all the tech he mindlessly destroys #they keep going to general weasley and saying “can’t you stop him he’s blowing through the budget we have no money left for #ACTUAL technical repairs and upgrades please” #and general weasley sighs and says he’ll run it up the chain but #just go ahead and submit it under expenses he’ll find the money #maybe that’s why death star 2.0 had a weak spot again #general weasley kept borrowing from the project to fund the “kylo ren destroying the entire base for no good reason” repairs (notbecauseofvictories)

benperor-ren:

usethehorseluke:

I’m still not over the fact that it was Rey that initiated the flirting in that elevator scene. That’s the kind of self confidence I’m here for.

Your tags though…I’m laughing…

#she want the booty: she go after the booty #that girl crowded his space#and let me tell you #that is a TACTIC #i know it #we all know it#im looking at you fellow hoes#just kidding im married and only been with one man but that doesnt mean i cant be a ho for him#reylo #reylo elevator scene #is this even a post #what is this #its a sentence#classic shitpost

I’m still not over the fact that Kylo was mr. suave “yes-I-am-a-monster no-I-will-not-put-on-a-shirt” over the bond, but then the second he’s with Rey in person you can just SEE his brain go